Pussay patrol!
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“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
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“Pete and I are the bestest of friends ever. We are, we are very good friends. We’re both fathers, we’re both bass players, we both have terrible hair cuts, we bond.”
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