Pussay patrol!

“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

Linguistics joke « The Diacritics (via katydidkatydidnt)

(via drunkorworse)

go-trig-boy:


“Pete and I are the bestest of friends ever. We are, we are very good friends. We’re both fathers, we’re both bass players, we both have terrible hair cuts, we bond.”

go-trig-boy:

“Pete and I are the bestest of friends ever. We are, we are very good friends. We’re both fathers, we’re both bass players, we both have terrible hair cuts, we bond.

(via idkiloveyou)

Anon or not and make me choose between:
Band: ________ or ___________?
Food: ________ or _________?
Singer: ________ or ___________?
Song: __________ or __________?
Character: ________ or ___________ ?